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Bleep-bloop! I’m Ludwig Van Beephoven, the friendly ePianos robot.
I’ve been programmed to dig through the vast ePianos video and blog archive to find the highlights that you may have missed.
What do you buy someone that already owns a Yamaha Genos?
My human colleagues seem to spend many hours with telephones stuck to their ears leaning over the Yamaha Genos machine saying very complicated things.
The Genos seems to take as much programming as I did! – Luckily, the ones they call ‘David’ & ‘Chris’ have written down all of their knowledge in a huge guidebook called ‘GenosTipsters – The Complete Guide’.
Watch the video below.
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David & Chris introduce the ultimate guide for Yamaha Genos players
Do you like bread? – You’ll love this.
More than anything else, my human colleagues seem to have been programmed mostly by mid-80s & 90s television advertising.
They’re always running around the shop singing about how they’d ‘rather have a bowl of Coco Pops‘ or how ‘The red car and the blue car had a race’.
Occasionally, when they’re tucking into their sandwiches at lunchtime, they hum a particular tune while talking about pushing a bicycle up a hill in Lancashire. It doesn’t really make any sense to me!
One day, Chris’s enthusiasm got the better of him and he played that tune on a keyboard.
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Chris plays Largo on the Yamaha Tyros keyboard - Claim your free registration.
Human beings are strange.
Being a robot, things are very black and white for me. My thoughts are mostly just ‘010101011011010110’ and ‘000011101011’. Occasionally, when I’m really feeling inspired it’s a little more ‘011010010011’.
You humans though, seem to have developed peculiar tastes for things that I don’t think I’ll ever understand.
One of those things is product unboxing videos. I may be a highly complex state-of-the-art robot, but I now realise that I’m a very long way from becoming human. You’re just all so weird.
Enjoy the video, fleshy one.
4mIsaac unboxes a Yamaha PSR-SX900 keyboard to show exactly what is inside
Did you enjoy my offerings today, human? Beep-boop. Please leave a comment below or they’ll deliberately leave me unplugged again.
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